I was on Danish TV

Fame is like buses. You wait and wait and then two come along at once. Kind of thing.

Last night I was on BBC radio London talking about dog photography, this morning I was interviewed in Hoxton square for Danish TV about the election.

It's all too much.

I have been waiting by the side of a long lonely windswept road for many years holding a sign saying 'my future' and now finally two buses come along at once. Or rather two electric powered community buses to take me to the village church for a cup of tea. but still, I'm out of the rain.

This morning the film crew saw me in Hoxton square and realising that I LOOKED FAMOUS (and that no one else was in the square) asked me incisive questions about the election. Rather worryingly my mind went blank. I couldn't remember George Osborne's name and I forgot the word for 'recession'. Kind of mental. But then I decided to make my ignorance into a strength and said:

'Look how awful politics is: I am an educated bright individual and clearly I know nothing and care about nothing to do with politics. What do I think about David Cameron? He has good hair'

I then I tried to plug the moose book but they weren't having it.

Anyway, in terms of my ever increasing fame its all good. And on top of this I've been asked back on to the radio show from last night to talk some more about dog photography on the 27th May. I know you can hardly wait. My plan is to attach a dog cam to Moose's collar and also one in the corner of the room and then when I am on radio I will speak to him in his room over the air and we can watch his reaction on live streaming internet. And to think that 20 people will be listening! Moose is having his nails done right now.

If you want to reach us please go through our agent. Joseph can be called on his mobile but if he is in the library reading about Johnny Depp he won't answer, but only because he hasn't worked out how to turn on the phone yet.